The Day President Uhuru Almost Deported Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore

You might have heard of the warrant of arrest issued against Bob Collymore and other Telco CEOs recently for not implementing the mobile number registration for all subscribers.
When Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore received the CID summon, first he belittled it because he has always equated himself to a small god in the country. That is why he has been able to snatch someone’s wife and brag that the guy can do nothing about it. So the CID summon was a shocker to him and he promised to just send junior Safaricom legal counsels and not even the chief corporate affairs Claire Rutto or Nzioka Waita who is the Director of Corporate Affairs.
Bob then did the unthinkable while trying to punish the “stupid government of this filthy African state”, he disabled the access given to CID and National Intelligence Service to intercept Safaricom calls and track the location of every Safaricom subscriber.
The last move angered President Uhuru so much that he ordered the IMMEDIATE and UNCONDITIONAL deportation of Bob Collymore. Bob Collymore was immediately arrested and was being prepared for deportation when miracles happened.
It took the intervention of a junior Safaricom employee who joined politics and contested as running mate in the last election for the order to be rescinded. The employee pleaded with State House operatives to beg President Uhuru not to deport Bob Collymore and at least give him some soft landing because Bob Collymore saved the Safaricom employee with a senior appointment in the company after the embarrassing defeat in the last election.
For now, the randy CEO can rest easy that he is free to shag as many girls as possible as he rarely does anything meaningful in the company apart from being pictured with socialites and professional call girls. Even after his State House meeting, the head os state has promised never to entertain such nonsense.

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KQ SACKS its PR Manager And Former Citizen TV Host for Lying About Her Education

We once tweeted that Alice Odera who was then a TV host at Citizen TV never went to New York University or any other university nor did all those things she claimed that she did. She was a fraud who Royal Media HR couldn’t do due diligence on. Well, KQ has today discovered that Alice Odera was a stripper in New York and was deported from USA after the authorities discovered some ugly things she was doing.
After working for Citizen TV, Alice got a job at KQ without any papers. She always promised to deliver the papers which she claimed to have misplaced. Alice never did. So KQ had a function in USA which the PR manager had to attend. Shock on KQ, USA embassy flatly refused to give their PR manager a Visa saying that come what may, they wouldn’t change their minds.
With a little background check, KQ discovered all the ugly things Alice Odera was doing in USA. The national carrier discovered that Alice only went to New York University for 5 days. She was then to work as a stripper and drug mule in various New York neighbourhoods.
KQ security escorted Alice Odera out of their premises with the management furious that they were not smart enough to do proper background check on Alice. Alice claimed in her application for the KQ PR and Communications Manager’s job that she graduated at New York University, something which she knew was so false it wouldn’t sell anywhere.

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Collapse of Roof at State House Forces President Uhuru to Use Sagana Temporarily

President Uhuru Kenyatta’s move to repeatedly use Sagana State Lodge has confounded Kenyans. What most of Kenyans don’t know is that a roof at State House collapsed forcing the President to seek accommodation elsewhere. He has recently been forced to commute between Nairobi and Sagana daily as State House undergoes repair.

It’s believed that the main bedroom was the most affected room affected forcing the President to look elsewhere for accommodation. His communication team has been tasked with masking the real story with “impending cabinet reshuffle” story, which the mainstream media has eagerly bought.

President Uhuru usually stays in his private home just close to State House but that is also undergoing complete renovations for the last few weeks.
Meanwhile, US Secretary of State, John Kerry, complete;y refused to meet Deputy President William Ruto, completely embarrassing him. According to a team which was part of Kenya’s VIP security to John Kerry, Ruto’s determination to meet Kerry forced Kerry to spend the last night of his visit at a small residence in the US embassy.

The US State Department team did not reveal the diary of Kerry for the last day of his 3 day visit but left it open so that he could visit Pawa254 then fly to Somalia in surprise visit.
The real drama happened on the last day when Ruto decided to go to the airport to see John Kerry off. Even President Uhuru intentionally misinformed him that he could go and see John Kerry off. But that was not to be as The US Secretary of State took while Ruto was just passing General Motors.
John Kerry just like other sitting US leaders will not meet DP Ruto as long he is not cleared of the charges at the ICC in the Hague. That is just policy which will not change anytime soon.

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After she was given a Sh. 1.2m watch and a Prada bag, CORAZON KWAMBOKA has a new car

Corazon Kwamboka has hit the jackpot this time. In just one week, the socialite cum lawyer has been flashing expensive gifts from her new found love which include a $12,000 Rolex watch, a Prada bag and now she has the keys to her new car.

Check out her new ride;

 

 

 

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PHOTO!! Citizen TV’s LULU HASSAN’s Adorable son turns one…..

Citizen TV’s Lulu Hassan’s youngest son, Irfan, has turned one and in marking this day, her husband, QTV’s Rashid Abdalla, posted this on social media;

 

rashidyabdalla #sisemikitu Mwanangu @Irfan Leo amefikisha Mwaka mmoja(1yr). Tumuombeni dua njema za heri na imani ya nafsi.

 

Shukrani za dhati kwa mamake @loulou_hassan bila kusahau Muliwa.

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Photo! Avril feeling the warmth of Akon in Nairobi

On Saturday, Akon and Avril graced the Airtel Trace Music stars finale at Enashipai Resort and Spa in Naivasha. The two shared some moments together and here is a photo from the event 

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Photos of the 10 Most Curvaceous Celebrities In Africa. Vera Sidika Is Among Them

The battle of the curves! They are said to be the most voluptuous ladies walking on African soil. What these ladies possess makes men completely lose their sanity.

Shakira wasn’t wrong when she sang ‘Hips Don’t Lie’, a look at top twenty most curvy African celebrities will leave your tongue dry because the sublingual glands will have none to produce.
According to a list published by Amebo, Kenyan celebrities scooped four spots on the continental list. All of them were socialites with exception of Kiss TV’s Grace Msalame who settled for 13^th position.
Leading the socialite was Corazon Kwamboka who was ranked impressively third.  Risper Faith and Judy Onyango were ranked 17^th and 20^th respectively while the queen herself, Vera Sidika, was comfortable with the 8^th spot.
Crossing over to Africa, Ghanaian Actress, Princess Shyngle, lead the nineteen ladies as she settled for the first position. Ask me and I will say she didn’t deserve to be at the top.
My reason is simple, a quick glance at her fellow compatriot, Matilda Quaye, and you will totally agree will my opinion. What she has probably no one else has, at least not of her magnitude.
Matilda has even been nicknamed ‘Hipsy’, her Thighland is HUMONGOUS! Her single hip is equivalent to two of Vera Sidika’s hips put together. Yes! The lady is well endowed; the creator must have run out of clay while crafting her.
The Ghananian is a model-cum-video vixen. If she ever makes her way to Kenya, be sure the like of Vera Sidika will run out of business. Kenya’s Team Mafisi will thirst for her for months!
Enough of Hipsy for now, check out the full list and photos of these voluptuous ladies

1. Princess Shyngle (Ghana)

   

2. Joselyn Dumas (Ghana)



3. Corazon Kwamboka (Kenya)

 

4. Juliet Ibrahim (Ghana)



5. Peace Hyde (Ghana)


 

6. Tracy Obonna (Nigeria)



7.  Daniella Okeke (Nigeria)



8. Vera Sidika (Kenya)



9. Toolz Oniru (Nigeria)



10. Omotola jalade Ekeinde (Nigeria)

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Photo!!! Eldoret Matatu Makes A Fool Out Of Vera Sidika - See IT Here

The one and only Vera Sidika was honored by an Eldoret matatu. The irony of the rare adornment however will throw you off the chair.

Who said Vera Sidika wasn’t worth emulating? She is one of the few Kenyans who make millions within a snap of the finger. With such a reputation, certainly lots of people must be looking up to her.
Many may harbor hate for Vera Sidika but not Eldoret touts; they have mad love for the self-styled socialite, oh! Is it prostitute? Bet the two go hand in hand.
So these makangas from the athletic capital of Kenya decided to express their admiration for Vera with a conspicuous graffiti on their matatu. I think someone misinformed Vera it was a Nairobi matatu because she went full blast with joy yapping how Nairobi loves her.




Eldoret residents were however quick to remind her the mat plies on their route and not Nairobi as she earlier intimated. Sorry Vera!
Well, the irony of the rare admiration is very simple. As a matter of fact, most of folks enlightened Vera about it too. A matatu is a form of public transportation, everyone uses it. And remember you also get to pay for it, right? Now fast forward to the meaning of prostitute; typically a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment.
So anyone can pay a hooker for a ride, connect the two; a matatu and a whore and you will see how Eldoret touts were making a fool out of Vera.
Go to the next page and check out some of the hilarious comments posted on Facebook after Vera uploaded a photo of the Eldoret matatu:

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Here Is The Most Beautiful African First Lady!! Oh My!

She is married to one of the most powerful men in Africa. She knows his deepest secrets, his deepest fears, insecurities and other things which we are not privy to.

Meet the hottest first lady in Africa - Chantal Biya, The First Lady Of Cameroon

 

 Click here to view more photos of her

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DIAMOND PLATNUMZ Admits Having Séx with His Blood Sister - Kenyan daily post

Word coming from Tanzania has it that Diamond who is currently in relationship with radio presenter Penny is related and worst by blood. The news has been do doing rounds on major blocks sending shock waves amongst many. 

The two have maintained a relationship despite claims that diamond would get back with his ex Wema Sepetu. Diamond’s grandmother and Penny’s grandmother happen to share the same mother, complicated as it sounds but technically according to the Tanzanians, these people are related and bound by blood like a brother and a sister. 
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When contacted, Diamond who is in Nigeria currently recording a song with Davido, admitted the claims that he is related to his current girlfriend Penny, “yes we are related but I didn’t know about this until recently” he admitted to Amani, an influential Tanzania blogger. 

Penny on the other side says the relationship has gotten even more tighter, “yes we are related and that has strengthened my love towards Diamond, I’m so much in love such that nothing is separating us in fact we are more tight now, what has happened has happened nothing can be done about it rather than accepting and moving on, he is the best lover in the world to give up to anybody for whatsoever reason” shrugs Penny, Diamond’s girlfriend. 
 click here to see photos of diamond having sex with his sisterThe shocking revelation was exposed to the public by a family member who us disgusted at the fact that the two are continuing to have a relationship and worse intercourse despite the fact of being related. Diamond failed to comment on whether he’ll abandon the relationship or not, the girlfriend on the other end says this is not dying anytime soon 

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JANET MBUGUA beaten hands down! Meet K24’s S£XY news anchor - Very pretty. Kenyan daily post

Her name is Karen Knaust Karimi and she has teamed up with Eric Njoka to spice up K24’s prime time news. Karen is a Diploma holder in Business Administration from Kenya Methodist University.

She was scheduled to appear at the fashion show on KTN with Vera Sidika but it was cancelled because of Vera’s demands. Check her out;

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LILIAN MULI shows off her thigh in a slit dress!! Good stuff, right? - Kenyan daily post

If recent fashion fads are anything to go by, the hottest new trend is without a doubt the thigh-high split. Dramatic and daring, it has been the only look to be seen in ever since female starts decided to debut their right/left legs.

This month, Citizen TV screen siren, Lilian Muli, not only went for a bold black dress, but her dress has a thigh-high split, bravely flashes out her leg in a sexy way, showing just the right amount of skin without looking tacky, on the cover of True Love.

Check her out;

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Top 5 most wanted Tanzanian bachelors in entertainment industry - Kenyan daily post

 Here are the top 5 most wanted bachelors in the Tanzanian entertainment industry namely movies, fashion and music. The list is in order


5.Omy Dimpoz
He rose to fame after his hit song "Nay nay" featuring Ali Kiba. Many girls especially high school girls are hunting Omy Dimple's love. His dimples and good looks are his big assets for ladies . Haika a student from CBE says "jamaniiiiii omy wangu nakupenda njooo..."

4.MILLARD AYO
He gained more fame after shifting from radio one and ITV  to Clouds fm as a presenter for popular show "Amplifier" and he is also a blogger. girls like his gook looks and his program. Jack " nampenda Milard ana mvuto and ana upeo wa mambo mengi, pia  hana issue za kuchezea girls kama yule....", "Milard ndo mpango mzima kwangu" says Tupeliwe

3. SLIM MRISHO

He is a film star in Swahiliwood and has already acted opposite popular actresses including Rose Ndauka, Jenifer Kyaka and Lucy Komba .He has starred in films like Family war, Kivuli, Lose Control and many more. Many girls like him, they like his sexy appeal and height. Mima says " Jamani huyu mkaka ni handsome sijapata kuona .. khaa! nafikiri huyu ndo Ramsey au Van vicker wa Bongo..angekuwa wangu jamanii" , Grace says" jamaniiii..ehh..  Slim ni zaid ya celebs wote bongo kwa mvuto..yule kaka ni hb la ukweli ackwambie m2"

2.IZZO BUSNESS
He holds no. 2 here, The hip-hop artist is a dream husband to many ladies. they like his music which carries strong mesages. his sexy appeal make ladies sleepless. Happy says " ohhh.....am dying of Izzo B ...yule ndo my star husband tho hatujuani bt ndio hivyo mwaya". Amina " Izzo ndo wangu jamaniii... mkaka ana kila kitu i like"

1.DAXX
The Tanzanian international male model based in South Africa Daxx Hans tops this list. Daxx seems to be the dream boyfriend and husband especially to many university students who mentioned him constantly. Many Ladies mentioned his sexy appeal as well as his well toned body as what make them speechless. Miriam says " Jamani Mkaka yule yupo sexy utadhani siyo m-Tz.. bt naogopa mwaya siwajua mademu kibao wanamvizia! heee heee niache mie", S says " aiiii .. jamaniii yule model anaitwa Daxx cjui wamjua? yaani kama anatukomoa wadada on fb kwa picha zake sizzling..bt usimwabie jina lang  mwaya ncjeonekana cjaseto"

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6 Tanzanian female celebrities with sexiest eyes that leave Kenyan men cursing their wives

Eyes are one of parts of human body which can make someone get more attention from other people if they are attractive and sexy. Not all people have sexy eyes but some have. We have seen many different stars in Hollywood, Bollywood and Nollywood with nice and sexy eyes. Kenyan Daily Post with the help from fans is giving you 6 Tanzanian female celebrities who have sexy eyes which make them look more beautiful and sexy forever. These are from the three entertainment industries namely movies, fashion and music. Here are 6 who were mentioned as sexy eyed ladies, remember the list is not in order.


1.Jackline Wolper.
Swahiliwood actress Jackline Wolper has sexiest eyes which make her look like an angel. Muangalie alivyojaaliwa jicho la maana.

2.GYVER MEENA.
She is one of the best models in Tanzania, also a fashion writer and fashion blogger. with her sexy eyes Gyver looks like a fashion goddess.

3.IRENE UWOYA. The actress amejaaliwa jicho lenye mvuto and akilipaka wanja na madude mengine ya urembo ni lazima uchanganyikiwe ukimwangalia. usoni.

4.RAY C. She is one of Bongofleva long time musicians. kwa macho Ray C aliumbika, hata kama ana kosa linalohitaji hukumu nzito but unaweza kumsamehe akikuangalia usoni.

5. YOBNESH YUSUPH(BATULI)
She is one of the finest actresses in Swahiliwood. her sexy eyes and general appearance make her look like an angel or call her Swahiliwood screen godess.

6.SALMA JABU(NISHA)
The swahiliwood actress amejaaliwa macho sexy though wengi wamesema hajui kuyapamba macho yake yawe na mvuto zaidi na badala yake amekuwa akiwa urembo usioleweka machoni zikiwemo kope za bandia zisizoendana na macho yake. Hope Nisha amesikia ushauri wa fans wake.

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Tanzanian musician DIAMOND PLATNUMZ has already joined the ILLUMINATI group. Check the sign in this photo

On the Picture below, Naseeb seem to be having fun with a white friend sometime in the year 2012. When asked if he was an Illuminati member,  he said that he wasn't sure if he was automatically recruited into it after taking the picture with Freemason pose. My take? (He could be, because he enjoys it! We will ask him to clarify this and update here!

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